The Deli Cult

by me & K.A.L. to the tune of "The Brady Bunch" theme song:

Here's the story of C_______ S______
Who worked at the deli slash group home
He met Mike Fry and then he got high
Mike getting the youngest of the girls

Here's the sotry
Of a girl named K________
Who had really satanic looking nails
She two friends
Besides her boobs
Who both were blonde

Until one day when K_______ met S__________
And they knew that it was much more than a cult.

That this group
Would some how form a rehab
That's the way that we bacame the Deli Cult.

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